Love Triangle

"Oh wow, I can't believe this is actually happening. Well, of course I wanted them to fight over me, but I never expected them to fight that dirty, like cats in heat. Who knew they had such fiery personalities under those bikinis? As fiery as their red hair. The way they thrust into each other, how they moan and gasp, how their bodies shimmer in the sun like statues made of alabaster…it's so arousing, yet I feel a bit guilty for enjoying the show. Their competitive game is perfect, I can't take my eyes off them. Should I stop them? Or let it play out and see who wins? This vacation takes a steamy turn, who would have thought. Let me just...take some video evidence."